one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians
i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.
I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me.
Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??