I'm simply me & that is all I need to be ^_^

punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

zellah4:

OMFG

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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asian:

so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said  ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao

benmontoya:

omfg
tyleroakley:

My heart breaks.

tyleroakley:

My heart breaks.